The Fight
Meme It!Michael:Just hit me. You'll see.
Jim:I can't. I just got a manicure.
Michael:Oh, queer... [realizes he is on camera] eye. Queer eye. That's a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it.
Jim:Just have Dwight punch you.
Michael:Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass.
Jim:You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?
Dwight:What belt are they?
Michael:Look, Dwight is a wuss. When we rented 'Armageddon'...
Dwight:No!
Michael:... he cried at the end of it. He did.
Dwight:Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year's Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight.
Michael:Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?
Dwight:Ok, I'll punch you.
Michael:Ok, here we go. Alright, come on.
Dwight:Kiyah!
Michael:Fuuuaaaahhhhh... oohhhhh!