The Fight
Meme It!Dwight:No women or children, unless provoked.
Jim:Ok, Roy?
Dwight:Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.
Jim:Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?
Michael:Yeah, yeah, I don't think that would happen.
Dwight:Because we're friends.
Michael:Because I would kick his ass.
Jim:Well, Dwight's a purple belt, so...
Michael:So? I've beaten up black belts.
Jim:Uh, how did you know they were black belts?
Michael:They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I'm just lucky I got out.