Halloween
Michael:I know why she's calling. It's the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month. And somehow I'm supposed to put on a costume and smile. [dials a number on his speaker phone] Okay.
Sherri:[on phone] Jan Levinson's office.
Michael:Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning.
Sherri:Oh, she's in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.
Michael:Well, I'm gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it's best to wait till the end of the day.
Sherri:I just need the name of who you're planning to let go.
Michael:I don't know... yet. I will have to call her back.
Sherri:I know she wanted the name.
Michael:Okay... Sherri?
Sherri:Yeah?
Michael:If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?
Sherri:Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.
Michael:Thanks.
Sherri:Mm-Hmm.
Michael:I'll call her back. [talks softy, to himself] Wish I could fire Sherri.
Sherri:Hey, I'm still here.
Michael:Okay! I'm sorry.
Sherri:Yeah.
Michael:No?
Sherri:OK.
Michael:Bye.
Sherri:Hanging up now.