Office Olympics
Meme It!Dwight:Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?
Michael:We take separate cars.
Dwight:Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?
Michael:Why would we do that?
Dwight:Just for fun?
Michael:No.
Dwight:Question. Who is the primary on the fire insurance?
Michael:EHHHHNT. Game over. Offer revoked. Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy, and help out a friend, and this is what happens. This is what I get. Oh god. I'm ... Ok.