Office Olympics
Dwight:I don't even know what to say.
Michael:I'm thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we'll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you're, you know, you're gone.
Dwight:Question. Where can I put my terrarium?
Michael:What the hell is a terrarium?
Dwight:It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.
Michael:Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place.
Dwight:Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires.