Office Olympics
Meme It!Carol:And then, I just need you to sign here at this arrow.
Dwight:What kind of mortgage did you get?
Michael:Uh... Ten year.
Carol:Well, ten over thirty, so thirty year total.
Michael:What? Wha? You said ten.
Carol:Ten year fixed, over thirty. Thirty year total.
Dwight:Ho, thirty years.
Michael:Ok, ok, ok.
Dwight:Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-seventies.
Michael:Alright.
Dwight:Forget about retiring when you're 65. Hey, I've got an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live.
Michael:Ok. Alright. Oh boy.
Dwight:Well, this is it.
Carol:Whenever you're ready.
Michael:Um. Oh. [moves stove burner] Oh, ok. Is that suppose to come off?
Carol:Actually yes.
Dwight:Hey, look! Cool. Carpenter ants.
Michael:Um. I'm going to take a little breather for a second. Excuse me.
Dwight:We'll be here waiting for you.
Michael:Oh, man.