Conflict Resolution
Meme It!Phyllis:But I didn't report your snoring-
Stanley:Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays... [Dwight walks in and rummages through his complaint box]
Michael:Uh. Dwight.
Dwight:Ah... agh... dgh... Ahh! No, no! Four years of malfeasance unreported. This cannot stand.
Michael:Okay! Calm down.
Dwight:No! You calm down! Who's side is Toby on? Who's side are you on?
Michael:Hey, hey!
Dwight:Him or me?
Michael:Stop.
Dwight:Him or me? I cannot work with Jim anymore.
Michael:Okay...
Dwight:Either he goes, or I go.
Michael:Dwight...
Dwight:You choose!
Michael:Stop...
Dwight:One of us is out of here by the end of today! [runs out]
Michael:Oh... kay...