Since you did such a good job with the investigation,

Official Security Supervisor of the branch.

'Cause I've always felt that the security here sucked.

"I hereby declare you an honorary volunteer corporal

in charge of assisting all activity security."

How many orange traffic cones do you have?

Since you did such a good job with the investigation, I decided to pull a few strings. Call in a few favors. and I've decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch.

That's fantastic because I've always felt that the security here sucked .

Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary voluntary corporal in charge of assisting all activities security.

Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. [To Hank]  Can I have a gun?

Okay, I'll have to bring in my bow staff.

First of all, Hank, how many orange traffic cones do you have?

Drug Testing

Season 2, Episode 20, 19:08-20:22