Drug Testing
Meme It!Michael:Dwight. Well, I passed the test thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much.
Dwight:That's great.
Michael:What's wrong? Where's your costume?
Dwight:It's a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.
Michael:Why? Wha...
Dwight:I took an oath when I was sworn in and I broke that oath today.