Drug Testing
Meme It!Michael:The point I'm trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don't quite hate 'em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not.
Dwight:No, you will be tested.
Michael:Yes, I will not be.
Dwight:You will be. That is the law according to the rules.
Michael:Okay, well Dwight just know that I've been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom and I don't even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you.