Drug Testing
Meme It!Oscar:So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I'd love to hear it.
Jim:Oh, um...[mimicking Stanley] Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me? [Pam and Oscar laugh, Stanley walks in, and Oscar leaves quickly]
Stanley:Is that supposed to be me?
Jim:Oh, hey Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.
Stanley:I do not think that is funny.
Pam:He does everyone in the office.
Stanley:Hmmmpt.
Pam and Jim:[in unison] I do not think that is funny.
Pam:Jinx! Buy me a coke.
Jim:Oh...
Pam:No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid. [Jim puts money in drink machine, selection is sold out]
Pam:Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.
Jim:[mouths] C'mon!
Pam:Sorry, that's not my problem.