Sexual Harassment
Meme It!Michael:Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out... we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things. And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.
Jim:Does that include 'That's What She Said'?
Michael:Mmmhmm. Yes.
Jim:Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...
Michael:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Jan:Michael. MICHAEL!
Michael:[laughing] Come on.
Jan:Michael, please.
Todd Packer:There he is.
Michael:Mwah! [kisses hand and salutes office]
Todd Packer:There he is. Good one.