Sexual Harassment
Meme It!Pam:She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.
Toby:Great point.
Pam:Thank you.
Toby:Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming in. All right. That's it. Um... if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back.
Michael:Hi, is it over?
Toby:Uh, yes!
Michael:No.
Toby:I can go over it with you.
Michael:I know, I know. It's good. It is not over. It is not over til it's over.
Toby:It's over.
Michael:Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn't because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we're losing? Seriously?
Angela:Email forwards.
Michael:Exactly! Mmwwah [blows kiss to Angela]! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?
Angela:I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.
Michael:Give me a break. Umm... Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?
Stanley:That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.
Meredith:Um... what about office romance?
Toby:Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let's just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR.
Phyllis:All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?
Michael:I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have.
Dwight:Yeah, Meredith.
Michael:No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?
Dwight:Yes.
Michael:She would have definitely slept with me.
Kevin:She wasn't that hot.
Michael:Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!
Toby:Ok, you know, Michael...