Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Meme It!Dwight:[plays the recorder] That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. [reading from book] The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs--- are you listening, Sasha? Right? And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!
Michael:Dwight! Dwight!
Dwight:There's a photo...
Michael:What the hell are you reading to them?
Dwight:These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these---
Michael:Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don't want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you.
Sasha:What's a Nazi?
Michael:What's a Nazi?
Dwight:[standing up] Nazi was a fascist movement...
Michael:Don't!
Dwight:...from the 1930's...
Michael:Don't! Don't! Don't talk about Nazis in front of--- you know what? They're going to have nightmares, so why don't you just shut it?
Dwight:I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls.
Michael:[sighing] Why don't you just leave? Okay?
Dwight:...Okay.
Jake:Bye, Mister Poop.
Michael:Alright. There goes Mister Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?
The Kids:[raising hands] I do, I do!