Dwight's Speech
Meme It!Jim:Dwight. If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?
Dwight:I can travel anywhere except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the 'Lord of the Rings' trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom. So... no... just leave me alone.
Jim:Okay. Just trying to get some advice on my trip.
Dwight:Oh please! You're not taking any trip.
Jim:You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.
Dwight:You did?
Jim:Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority.
Dwight:Yes. I am.
Jim:The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did.
Dwight:Which is?
Jim:You've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists. Many times. It's supposed to emphasize your point.