Dwight's Speech
Michael:Okay, Dwight. Show us what you have learned today.
Dwight:Good morning, Vietnam! [general groaning] Okay. You know what? This isn't working. Because um I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.
Jim:No. We're not.
Dwight:Uh, yes you are. I'm Assistant Regional Manager.
Jim:Which means absolutely nothing.
Dwight:Michael, can you explain?
Michael:Well, it's mostly made up. So...