Valentine's Day
Meme It!David Wallace:You understand this is a very serious situation.
Michael:No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here's the deal. It's my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously. [Jan looks at Michael]
David Wallace:You made a joke?
Michael:I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]
David Wallace:Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...
Michael:I know. It was borderline at best and... And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I'm really sorry. It will never happen again.
Jan:Uh, that's fine. Let's just forget it.
David Wallace:Good. [Michael leaves office]