Boys and Girls
Meme It!Roy:I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like 'When are we going to go on a date-date?'
Guy:I hate that too! [general clapping and agreement]
Darryl:I hate that too.
Kevin:That sucks so much.
Guy:It totally sucks.
Dwight:Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like 'Gas ain't free!'
Lonny:Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.
Michael:I feel you.
Darryl:No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?
Dwight:Not literally.
Darryl:You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.
Michael:Yes.
Darryl:We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder
Michael:Ah, you do. So...
Darryl:But we get paid a lot less.
Dwight:Word.
Roy:Like next to no benefits.
Michael:I know. God! What is that?
Roy:Exactly.
Michael:It blows. It blows, man. Gah...
Darryl:You know this would not happen if we had a union.
Roy:That's what I'm talking about.
Michael:No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.
Roy:Absolutely.
Darryl:That's what we need.
Guy:You know you're right.
Darryl:Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.
Michael:You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.
Darryl:It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?
Roy:In my truck.
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