(Michael) Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder-Mifflin.

And yes, I know it's January. I am not an idiot.

But if you do your spring cleaning in January,

guess what you don't have to do in the spring?

They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind.

Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring?  Anything.  They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind.  Well I say that an empty desk means a...

No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say.

The Secret

Season 2, Episode 13, 1:05-2:13