Booze Cruise
Meme It!Captain Jack:Suppose your office building's on fire. Jim, who would you save?
Jim:Um... let's see, uh... The customer. Because the customer is king.
Michael:Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.
Captain Jack:He's just sucking up!
Roy:When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?
Captain Jack:Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her.