Booze Cruise
Meme It!Captain Jack:So, what's this presentation all about?
Michael:Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?
Captain Jack:Women and children.
Michael:No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.
Captain Jack:That's a stupid analogy.
Michael:Okay, well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.
Captain Jack:Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm.
Dwight:Wow. You should be the motivational speaker.
Michael:Okay.
Dwight:Yeah. He gives me real responsibility, Michael. Captain Jack delegates. He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.