Booze Cruise
Meme It!Captain Jack:Okay, all right! Welcome aboard! I am your captain, Captain Jack.
Michael:And I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome!
Captain Jack:Okay! So...
Michael:Okay! So...
Captain Jack:Please. The life preservers.
Michael:Right.
Captain Jack:They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat.
Michael:But don't worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight.
Captain Jack:Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it's very easy. Anywhere over the side. [Dwight laughs loudly.] Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We're gonna get it going in just a few minutes here...
Michael:I'm your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna...
Captain Jack:Okay, Michael, if you don't mind...
Michael:Rock it!
Captain Jack:Please, okay?
Michael:If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'!
Captain Jack:Michael.
Michael:Yep.
Captain Jack:Your company's employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?
Michael:We're all gonna have a good time tonight!
Captain Jack:Why don't you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?
Michael:Hm? Okay. Yep.