Booze Cruise
Meme It!Michael:Pam, you are Mary Ann! We have the Professor and Ginger, welcome aboard. Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. [to Kelly] Uh... the native. Sometimes they come from neighboring... [to Stanley] We have one of the Globetrotters, I am the Skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.
Dwight:Cool.
Captain Jack:Actually, I'm the Skipper. But you can be Gilligan.
Michael:I'd rather die. Hi, I am Michael Scott, I am the captain of this party.
Captain Jack:I am Captain Jack, I am captain of the ship. I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on the ship. [to boarding passengers] Hi, welcome aboard.
Michael:Okay.