Christmas Party
Meme It!Jim:I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?
Dwight:No trades.
Jim:Come on, it's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.
Dwight:A real man makes his own luck.' Billy Zane.
Jim:Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?
Dwight:No. I want it. I'm going to use it.
Jim:You don't even drink tea.
Dwight:True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems ..
Jim:Okay ..
Dwight:.. and pouring it directly into your nose, like so. [demonstrates]