Christmas Party
Michael:[after Phyllis leaves suddenly] What is she so upset about?
Pam:Maybe because you hated her present so much.
Michael:Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit! I think it's a success and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paintball pellets.
Jim:Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people.
Stanley:And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else.
Michael:Well, I didn't. I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!
Oscar:You got a bonus check?
Pam:How much?
Michael:It wasn't. It wasn't that much. It was $3,000.
Stanley:All right, I'm done now.