that the women in this office are terrible.

It is called a ladies' room for a reason.

well then, you are not going to have a bathroom.

Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.

The Dundies

Season 2, Episode 1, 7:13-7:37