Basketball
Meme It!Michael:Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.
Dwight:Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.
Michael:No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.
Dwight:Oh, please.
Michael:[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game...
Dwight:I apologized for that.
Michael:[to Dwight] I vouched for you.
Dwight:Michael, I...
Michael:I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.
Dwight:I can handle that.
Michael:Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.
Dwight:And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.
Michael:Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.
Dwight:[to camera] Same thing.
Michael:No, it's not. It's lower, so...
Dwight:It's close.