The Alliance
Meme It!Michael:[looking at birthday card] Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath.
Dwight:Hey, you wanted to see me?
Michael:Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?
Dwight:I don't think she'd be missed.
Michael:There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.
Dwight:Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.
Michael:I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.
Dwight:She had a hysterectomy.
Michael:[laughs] Which one is that again?
Dwight:That's where they remove the uterus.
Michael:Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?
Dwight:It could be kind of funny.
Michael:You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.