The Alliance
Meme It!Michael:[staring at birthday card] Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor.
Michael:Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up?
Oscar:Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.
Michael:Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on?
Oscar:My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if...
Michael:What?
Oscar:Donate to the charity?
Michael:Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.
Oscar:Thank you.
Michael:No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25.
Oscar:That's... that's... that's very generous.
Michael:Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...