Health Care
Meme It!Dwight:Damnit! Damnit Jim!
Dwight:All right, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.
Jim:What are you talking about?
Dwight:Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony.
Jim:OK, whoa. 'Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
Dwight:Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.
Dwight:You did this, didn't you?
Jim:Absolutely not.
Dwight:Yes you did.
Jim:No I didn't.
Dwight:I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I'll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!