Diversity Day
Meme It!Michael:Oh this is a good one.
Pam:Um, hi. How are you?
Stanley:Fine. How are you?
Pam:Great.
Michael:Push it.
Stanley:I admire your culture's success in America.
Pam:Thank you.
Michael:Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.
Stanley:Who am I supposed to be?
Michael:No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.
Dwight:Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me.
Dwight:Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.
Pam:That's nice, Dwight.
Dwight:OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.
Pam:OK, I like your food.
Dwight:Outback steakhouse. [Australian accent] I'm Australian, mate!
Michael:Pam, come on. 'I like your food.' Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.
Pam:OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight:Oh, man, am I a woman?