The Office: An American Workplace
Meme It!Michael:Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.
Dwight:I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.
Michael:Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Dwight:OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?
Michael:I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody.
Oscar:Can't you just tell us.
Dwight:Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em?
Michael:You don't know what it is. [Laughs]
Dwight:OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted.
Michael:I don't need your permission.
Dwight:Go ahead.
Michael:Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.